GLOBAL GOVERNING BODY OF PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS ASSOCIATION.
(Do not believe everything you see online, we have not taken any money from you, but we will)
BELOW IS A SCREENSHOT STORY WE HAVE PUT TOGETHER JUST FOR YOU, BUT FIRST, WE THINK EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH SHOULD KNOW THIS:
WE HAVE PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE STORY WE ARE HOPING TO MAKE INTO A REALITY FOR YOU, THE STORY BEGINS:
WELCOME TO THE ELITE REBEL FORCES, GLOBAL GOVERNING BODY OF PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS ASSOCIATION.
WE IMAGINE THAT WHEN YOU FIRST LEARNT YOU COULD MAKE MONEY ON THE INTERNET, YOUR ONLINE MONETIZATION DREAMS PROBABLY WENT SOMETHING LIKE A YOUNG CHILD, LOOKING OUT TO THE SEA, IMAGINING WHAT HE/SHE COULD ACHIEVE IN THIS LIFETIME:
BUT THEN SOMETHING TERRIBLY EVIL AND SINISTER HAPPENED!!! YOU GOT SUCKERED BY PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS AND SCAM-ARTISTS THAT PIECE/S OF SUB-$97 DOLLAR SOFTWARE/S COULD MAKE YOU MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ONLINE!
YOUR MIND WENT INTO 'WHAT-IF" (DOLLAR SIGN IN EYES) MODE!
YOU THOUGHT TO YOURSELF:
- WHAT IF THIS SOFTWARE ACTUALLY WORKED?
- WHAT IF MY FUTURE GETS CHANGED FOR THE BETTER?
- WHAT IF I JUST "TAKE A RISK" AND IT WORKS?
(BASICALLY, "WHAT IF I AM STUPID MODE", EXACTLY WHERE EVIL "SHARK WEBMASTERS' WANTED YOU TO 'FALL INTO")
SUCCESS IS BUILT ON PROVEN PRACTICE VS INTELLIGENCE, NOT ON RISK TAKING...
EVER SINCE SCHOOL, YOU WHERE FORCED TO "TAKE RISKS" WITH OTHER CHILDREN ATTEMPTING TO DOMINATE OTHERS, IT WAS ESSENTIAL TO EITHER KEEP A 'LOW PROFILE' OR "FIGHT BACK"!
EITHER WAY, THE FACT YOU HAD TO GO TO A SCHOOL FULL OF "ANIMALS VS INTELLECTUALS" WAS REASON ENOUGH TO LEARN TO TAKE RISKS IN LIFE...
WITHOUT RISKS, THE "ANIMALISTIC HUMANS" WOULD RUN ALL OVER YOUR SPIRIT AND YOU WOULD "FADE INTO NOTHING", THEN DIE...
INNOCENT "ANDY" (FOR EXAMPLE) DECIDES TO TAKE A RISK AND PURCHASE "HOPE' IN EXCHANGE FOR $97 (THE WEBMASTER WHO SOLD THE FAILING S/W TO ANDY KNOWS HE IS SELLING "HOPE", THEREFORE, THAT WEBMASTER IS EVIL).
(THIS IS WHERE WE ARE DIFFERENT, INSTEAD OF PROVIDING HOPE, WE INSTALL "BEST PRACTICE" INTO YOUR ARSENAL OF WEAPONS DESIGNED TO COMBAT "THE ANTI-MONETIZATION DEMONS OF MASS FAILURE"! BY KNOWING EXACTLY "WHAT WORKS" AND WHAT DOES NOT WORK AND HAVING AN ONLINE COMMUNITY OF "PAID AND PROFESSIONAL" WEBMASTERS (JUST LIKE YOURSELF) TO CONVERSE WITH WILL "PUSH YOU THAT LITTLE BIT FURTHER" PAST ALL EXPECTATIONS.)
ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY...
AFTER A FEW MONTHS OF FOCUS AND HARD WORK, "LITTLE ANDY" DOES MAKE A FEW DOLLARS, BUT NOTHING SPECIAL AND IS "ON A DAILY BASIS" DRIFTING AIMLESSELY TOWARD FURTHER POVERTY. HE PROBABLY LOOKED A LITTLE SOMETHING THIS THIS:
SOON YOUR HEAD STARTED TO "SWELL" AND YOU PROBABLY FELT A LITTLE LIKE THIS:
TRAPPED IN A BOTTOMLESS CAVE WITHOUT THE MEANS TO ESCAPE AND SLOWLY SINKING INTO INSIGNIFICANCE.
THEN THERE WAS AN ANGEL, YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL, THEY CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND TOLD YOU:
YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS TROUBLING TIME OF CONTEMPLATION, WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU AND SHOW YOU THE LIGHT!
(THE ANGELS STARTED TRAINING YOU HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE THROUGH BEST PRACTICE SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION AND THE GGB^ PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTER TOOLKIT, PLUS THEY INTRODUCED YOU TO JESUS CHRIST, YOUR KING, YOUR SAVIOUR, YOUR GOD, "GOOGLE.COM HIMSELF" - LOL)
SOON YOU STARTED TO:
YOU REALIZED THAT:
"YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND (YOURSELF) HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE, SO YOU SEARCHED FOR A 'BRIGHT LIGHT" TO GUIDE YOU TOWARD WEALTH.
THE GGB^ ARE YOUR "BRIGHT LIGHT" AND WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING YOUR "GUIDE ON INTERNET MONETIZATION" FOR QUITE SOME TIME YET!"
WE WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE FOREST, BYPASSING NON-ETHICAL EVIL WEBMASTERS AND CHARGE FULL STEAM INTO YOUR SUCCESFUL FUTURE TOGETHER!
WE'LL SHOW YOU THE "LIGHT"...
SOON ALL OF YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE THANKS TO THE GGB^ AND YOU ARE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DONATE 10% OF YOUR EARNINGS TO THE GGB^ FOR LIFE...
YOU EVENTUALLY BECOME PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH MANY OTHER GGB^ (WE CALL THIS THE "PEACE CREW" AND ONCE YOU GET TO THIS STAGE, WE CONSIDER YOU "FAMILY")...
THE GGB^ BECOMES YOUR "HOME AWAY FROM HOME" AND PARADISE AWAITS YOU, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? TAKE A SWIM, THE WATER'S FINE...
THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, WE WILL TRAIN YOU SO WELL THAT YOU WILL START TO FEEL LIKE A "GOD":
HOWEVER:
(SO DON'T WALK AWAY...)
WHEN ALL IS "SAID AND DONE" - YOU HAVE JUST JOINED THE WORLD'S BEST "TEAMWORK ORIENTATED" WEBMASTER SHARING COMMUNITY ON THE PLANET.
WITHIN A COUPLE OF YEARS IMPLEMENTING WHAT WE HAVE TRAINED YOU TO DO (MAKE MONEY ONLINE). WE WILL LOOK FORWARD TO CHARTERING A PLANE AND PICKING YOU UP SO WE CAN SIT BY THE WATER AND WATCH THE SUN GO DOWN ON ANOTHER PEODUCTIVE DAY ON THIS EARTH, AWAITING OUR DEATH TOGETHER, BUT KNOWING WE HOLD EACH OTHER STRONG, MOVING FORWARD TOGETHER FOREVER.
WE HAVE ACCEPTED OUR FAITS, WE KNOW WE WILL BOTH DIE AND EVERYONE WILL JUST "PARASITE PAST US" LIKE NOTHING EVER OCCURED IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE WILL BE FORGOTTEN, BUT ON THIS DAY (IN THE PICTURE ABOVE), YOU AND I WILL BE INVULNERABLE TO REALITY, WE CAN FACE ANYTHING TOGETHER, WE ARE BOUND TO EACH OTHER THROUGH SUCCESS AND THIS BOND CAN NOT BE BROKEN WITH FRIVILOUS THINGS SUCH AS WORDS OR OTHER PEOPLE:
WE WILL TURN TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A MOMENT, YOU WILL SAY SOMETHING, BUT WE DO NOT REALLY CARE, WE ARE JUST CONTENT.
THIS IS WHEN YOU BECOME REBORN...
SO I GUESS I NEED TO TAKE MY "HAT OFF" TO YOU, CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DESERVED, YOU HAVE JUST TAKEN A "LEAP OF FAITH" - WHICH I WILL PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOUR SUCCESS. UNLIKE OTHER SCAMMERS THAT DO THAT STUPID "CLICKBANK NO-PROMISE WHATSOEVER, RED-TAPE (SUE ME IF YOU CAN)" CRAP.
ONCE AGAIN I APOLOGISE FOR THE LONG WAIT BEFORE YOUR LOGIN IS APPROVED FOR ACCESSING [GGB^ CREW]. HOWEVER I SINCERELY PROMISE YOU, IT WILL BE WORTH-WHILE.
LETS GET STARTED ON RE-WRITING YOUR OWN PERSONAL STORY FROM TODAY ONWARDS.
I WANT YOU TO (FROM NOW ON):
1. EAT PROPERLY.
2. SLEEP PROPERLY.
3. MAINTAIN A "HEALTHY" MIND AND BODY.
PLEASE COMMENCE YOUR TRAINING RIGHT NOW BY FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW:
1. CREATE A FOLDER ON YOUR DESKTOP ENTITLED: "WEBMASTER RESOURCES", THEN CREATE ALOT OF SUB FOLDERS LIKE:
- IMAGES
- SOUND
- VIDEO
- TOOLKIT
- MUST STUDY (FOR NEW WEBSITE THAT INTEREST YOU FINANCIALLY, ETC)
- MY SITES
YOU GET THE DRIFT, BASICALLY, THE INITIAL PROBLEM WITH NEW WEBMASTERS IS THAT THEY ARE SELDOM ORGANIZED, BY CREATING A FOLDER ON YOUR DESKTOP ENTITLED "WEBMASTER RESOURCES" AND AS YOU "SURF THE NET", AND FIND NEW FOLDERS YOU SHOULD HAVE CREATED, THEN SIMPLY CREATE THEM ASWELL...
SO LESSON #1 IS VERY SIMPLE: "GET ORGANIZED" TODAY! (NOT TOMORROW, THOSE PEOPLE NEVER AMOUNT TO "SHIT").
OKAY, NOW THAT WE HAVE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY, STEP TWO...
TRACK DOWN THESE SERVICES BY TYPING THEM INTO GOOGLE AND REGISTER ON ALL THESE SERVICES (IF YOU HAVE ISSUES, DON'T WORRY, ALL THE INFORMATION IS INSIDE ONCE YOU LOGIN).
GOOGLE ADSENSE, GOOGLE ADWORDS, CJ.COM, CLICKBANK.COM, FACEBOOK ADVERTISING, YOUTUBE ADVERTISING, MSN AD CENTER, AND ALL OF THE OTHER SERVICES YOU HAVE THE TIME TO REGISTER AT PRIOR TO "LOGGING IN". MOST SERVICES YOU'D WANT TO BE A PART OF ARE LISTED AT OUR "NEWBIE INDUCTION WEBSITE", OVER AT:
GLOBAL GOVERNING BODY OF PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS ASSOCIATION.
(You may need to login first, however registration is 100% free for life & we control the site)
THAT SHOULD JUST ABOUT "ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU" (because it is alot of work to register at all those websites).
However, believe it or not, we have just armed you with the websites required to make you millions of dollars online.
Furthermore, once you login, you will be exposed to "BEST PRACTICE" with most of those websites which will then "arm you" with the ability to EASILY make as much money as you have ever conceived possible.
Throughout your training we will expose you to the "BEST PRACTICE" at most of these websites, which is exactly what you require to succeed online.
(WE ALSO STRONGLY FOCUS ON FREE "ORGANIC" TRAFFIC METHODOLOGY AND YOU MAY END UP NOT REQUIRING THESE WEBSITES AT ALL)
HOWEVER: As such, I feel I should notify you, a GGB^ Webmaster HAS PASSED OUR STRENUOUS Webmaster Training, meaning, regardless of how you make money online, if we train you, you WILL BE INVINCIBLE and if this means you need to study EVERY POSSIBLE "GOD-DAMN" MONEY MAKING OPTION, then "so-be-it"!!!
WE DO NOT TRAIN "NOOBZ", WE TRAIN MILLIONAIRES, YOU ARE OUR NEXT POTENTIAL MILLIONAIRE AND "MONEY TICKET" (AS WE GET 10%).
GET WITH THE PROGRAM, YOU WILL/HAVE ALREADY SUCCEEDED, SO LONG AS YOU STUDY WHAT WE PREACH; YOU WILL SUCCEED.
ONE THING WE DO NOT DO IS LIE TO YOU AND TELL YOU "OVERNIGHT RICHES, BLA BLA BLA"...
INSTEAD, WE TREAT YOU WITH THE UPPER-MOST RESPECT AT ALL TIMES AND CREATE A PERFECT STUDY ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE HAS ONE COMMON AIM IN MIND...
OUR OATH:
I, AS A GGB^ (PEACE CREW) MEMBER DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH TO ANY OTHER GGB^ MEMBER, IF AT ANY-TIME WHATSOEVER I AM CAUGHT PARTICIPATING IN NON-ETHICAL AND/OR FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY (FOR EXAMPLE, STEALING ANOTHER GGB^'s CREATIVES/KEYWORD GOLD), I UNDERSTAND THAT GGB^ WILL WORK TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO CREATE A LEGAL CASE AGAINST ME AND END MY REIGN OF TERROR ON THE INNOCENT VICTIMS I HAVE SO-HARSHLY ATTEMPTED TO DOMINATE WITH CRUEL INTENTION.
I (YOU) BEING A GGB^ AMBASSADOR FOR MY 'PEACE CREW", PROMISE TO ONLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FELLOW GGB^ MEMBERS AND SHOULD I DECIDE TO UNDERTAKE ILLEGAL AND/OR NON ETHICAL ACTIVITY OUTSIDE OF MY GGB^ ALLIANCE, I CLAIM MY RIGHT TO DO SO (AND GGB^ OPENLY ALLOWS YOU TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, PROVIDED YOU IN "NO WAY WHATSOEVER" NEGATIVELY IMPACT ANOTHER GGB^'S ABILITY TO SUCCEED IN LIFE, THEN YOUR PRIVATE LIFE REMAINS JUST THAT... "PRIVATE")...
DON'T LET US HEAR ABOUT ANYTHING IMMORAL AND EVERYTHING'S "JUST FINE".
NOTE: UNLIKE OTHER "SUCK-UPS" IN THE INDUSTRY, WE WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER BEEN KNOWN TO HAVE DELIVERED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME ITSELF...
"THE TRUTH", WE WILL GIVE YOU THE 'TRUTH", LIKE IT OR LUMP IT, "YOU'RE GETTING THE TRUTH"!
FURTHERMORE, I UNDERSTAND THAT THE GGB^ IS LIKE A "SECOND FAMILY" NOW AND I WILL WORK "WITH AND NOT AGAINST THEM" IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
LASTLY, IF I EVER SUSPECT SOMEONE IS IMMORAL OR EVIL AND DOES NOT DESERVE THEIR RICHES, I CONCEDE THAT I AM FULLY BANNED FROM TELLING ANY OTHER GGB^ MEMBERS AND MUST EMAIL THE "GLOBAL GOVERNING BODY" (THE ADMINISTRATOR ONLY), IN WHICH INSTANCE, I WILL WORK ALONGSIDE THE GGB^ HIGH COMMAND TO GET RID OF THE "PARASITE" IN A LEGALLY BINDING MANNER.
I ALSO CONCEDE THAT IF I "BACK STAB" PEACE CREW IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, THAT I WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERALY, IN THE SENSE, "PEACE CREW' CANNOT ALLOW EVIL TO STAND BEFORE AN ANGEL AND PLAY INNOCENT, THERE MUST BE CONSEQUENCES, OTHERWISE "EVIL WOULD RULE GOOD", I DO UNDERSTAND THAT "EVIL DOES RULE GOOD" IN THE CURRENT SOCIETY WE HAVE BEEN DEALT BY EVIL DICTATORSHIPS. HOWEVER I AM "FED-UP" WITH EVIL PREVAILING AND THAT IS THE MAIN REASON I HAVE JOINED THE GGB^ - TO HELP REBEL AGAINST INJUSTICE ON A GLOBAL LEVEL AND MONETIZE ETHICALLY (IN THE HOPE I, "ONE DAY", MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE BETTER OF THIS EARTH).
"OKI DOKI", THIS CONCLUDES OUR LITTLE "EXPOSE" ON THE GGB^.
I THANK-YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR JOINING AND TRUST THAT I WILL "SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE" ONCE YOUR LOGIN GETS APPROVED (IN AROUND 45 DAYS FROM NOW).
END OF STORY~
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